I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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