did you get engaged???
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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