she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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