ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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