it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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