So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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