I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The air taste purple.
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