dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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