Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
soo... how was my night?
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