i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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