38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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