It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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