I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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