Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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