i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We had sex on a dog bed..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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