Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Randomize
