i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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