you guys were way drunker than both of me
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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