hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I need moral support for this bender
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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