i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
