Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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