Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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