quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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