omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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