I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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