Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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