thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
party gras won. party gras always wins.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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