Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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