Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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