Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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