gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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