Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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