I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
