awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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