we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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