I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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