so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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