Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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