With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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