does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
my being single is dangerous.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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