Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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