her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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