no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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