whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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