Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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