I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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