Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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