no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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