maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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