I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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