champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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