drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
it's great music for shaving your balls
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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