Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
