Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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