I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
accomplished twins. life is a go
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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